The cover page news of the September issue of Graffiti is supposed to read " Chief Editor and staff reporter gets stabbed". The remaining article informs the readers that ' the chief editor and the reporter were hospitalized following the tragic incident for immediate medical attention.'
This incident took place in the wee hours of night, when the duo were out biking, enjoying the gush of cold wind against their heads which contained their dazed brains (people are asking if they got any after what happened though.. !!) after hectic studying of the Theory of Machines and Operations Research principles.
After a heroic flight of 5 seconds ( you can read a detailed account of those dreadful seconds here ), our dearest duo came down on two legs and biked back to the hostel, bathed in blood ( that was a little too over the edge, sorry).
What happened then, you all are familiar with, the usual taken to hospital stuff, minus all those blaring sirens and cool looking blue lights you typically see after most accidents nowadays. The driver escaped with minor bruises on his right side(shoulder, elbow, palm, knee, foot) while the editor had gloriously won four stitches on his right elbow.Coming back to the title of the post, you might be wondering how does the stabbing part fit in during an accident. Well, stabbing did happen. I twisted the facts for a little fun though. What is life without some fun, right?
A dear nurse there (not the ordinary ones, with those short skirts and pretty hands, rather a tall hunk) stabbed them both ( !! ) on their butts twice. I even got a pic of vp getting stabbed as a memento, but he has literally threatened me with physical harm. So you don't get to see it. After all, if he is true to his word , which i have the best intentions of believing in, i would be getting the same stabbing later, ain't it?
A message the next day went like this.
Accidentil parikketta VPyodu doctor : Stitch Idanamallo..
VP : ethrayaakum?
Doc: 750 roopa..
VP: Eeshwara.. Athey.. Stitchittal mathi, embroideri onnum venda..!
SO that's the update for now. Though i have the photos and videos of the whole affair, i am too scared to put it up on my blog ;). So till something happens next time, adios.
